1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
- No books dude.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
- Fish Tank...

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
- The Walking Dead Season Two End

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
- 3:40

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
- 3:33. Im good.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
- My brother being annoying and calling my name from the kitchen.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
- Two days ago when I went to the Seattle Sounders game.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
- My screen, video chatting.

9. What are you wearing?
- Black "300" Tee-shirt, blue and white pirate pj pants.

10. Did you dream last night?
- No.

11. When did you last laugh?
- Yesterday.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
- Posters, pictures, paper cut outs I made and the blood of children I eat for dinner...

13. Seen anything weird lately?
- Nope...

14. What do you think of this quiz?
- .........no, just no.....

15. What is the last film you saw?
- The 13th Warrior.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
- Dick

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
- Yo Momma

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
- "I'm moving to Ireland." What he said...

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
- Your suposed to be in hell!!?? WHY ARE YOU HERE?!

25. 4 people who must also do this meme in THEIR journal:

Screw that...